One day a firefighter and a cop die saving a life. They both went to heaven and at the gates they are told that they each get a pair of wings, but if they have one dirty thought then they lose their wings.
Everything was going along wonderfully until about 3 weeks later. One day, a really good looking angel walks by and the firefighter turns his head and grins. Of course, all of a sudden, his wings fall off. Well, when he bent over to pick them up, the cops wings fell off.
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