Firelady: Hey man, when's your birthday?

Co-worker: In a couple months, why?

Firelady: I just needed to know so I could go to the bowling alley and stock up on some polish for ya.

**5 second delay**

Co-worker: Oh damn.






Yeah, I'm still around. I just haven't had anything overly interesting that I felt like sharing lately. Hopefully things will pick up soon.